yesterday's outinq was fun. it was crewxzxz outinq. i was in the qreen team and the winner is qreen. like duh, mey aduhr. mesti menanq one ahq. chey, F A K E sunqquh. so yesterday myt sulaiman at kfc around 0845. wrap my present then went to mac. sompah, mey was noisy. i keep sayinq that i dont want to qo. but in the end, i follow him to mac. -.- kan? i know. so sat at mac donald while waitinq for the bus to come. aziz and liza thouqht that me and man mataey. like hello, kite duer daa berpunya ohkay. heh! then about 0930, help them upload the thinqs into the bus. sompah, rabani basterd! he ask-ed me and man to carry heavy heavy thinqs. bus-ed to east coast park. there's tally match. the YounqPeople YounqPeople (YPYP) played doq and bone, squirrel tree and haunter, twister and etc. while the OldPeople OldPeople ( OPOP) just sat down and be the judges. Hasif qoyt nothinq better to do, he irritate me. sompah, menqqatal laa dier. i qoyt the same team with Farhan (aan) ^^ handsome doh dier. after the tally match all, around 1630, the YPYP went to the sea. the hunks, Khairul Rabani Hasif and Farhan, pi mandi. rabani basterd! he pull me into the sea. i dont want to qet wet actually. sompah, he stronq buduh! then around 1730, we all chanqed into dry clothes as the OPOP wanted to qo home early, nayq nenooook bola mah. had a lonq chat sama itoo bunny. then went reach-ed juronq ready, aan ask-ed for my number. then mey qoyt no arah tujuan, mey qo eat kfc alone. on my way back home, saw itoo hasif. talk-ed with him for awhile then home bitter home.

Khairul: abey sekaranq nayq buat ape? main air ahq.
Rina: camne nayq maen air. kan doranq tutop.
Khairul: alaa, payt sanuhr buleyh per. *pointinq at the other side*
Rina: abeyh koranq mandi, kite nayq buat ape? sape nayq jaqe baranq baranq?
Khairul: koranq poyn mandi laa. sape sape yanq tayq nayq mandi, pi jaqe baranq baranq ahq.
Rina: daa, tayq payah laa.
Khairul: ala, mendayq ahq. kiter YPYP turoon sebab nayq mandi. koranq OPOP tayq nayq mandi, pi picnic aje laa. biar YPYP enjoy. yanq OPOP lek one corner, makan makan sudaaah.
*everybody lauqhs*
Rina: basterd sak kau, OPOP sak kene. ahyela! make sure lima setenqah koranq naik ehyq! bus datanq pukool enam.
Khairul: yessaaaaaa! ohkay!
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Aan: err, mira. can i have your number?
Mey: huh? buat ape? tayq payah laa.
Aan: alaa, buleyh laa. buat kawan jer. so whats your number?
Mey: huh? tayq payah laa.
OPOP: alamak. oranq surooh tolonq, dier amek number pompan pulak.
Hasif: tuh pashal laa. menqqatal je aan niyh.
*everybody lauqhs*
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Hasif: *cover face* chey, tayqde laa. nayq qy manuhr?
Mey: baleeeek laaa.
Hasif: ohh, baleeek laa.
Mey: *walks away*
Hasif: *shout* chey, oranq tuh aduhr oranq admire ahq!
Mey: *turn back and walk away*
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hmm, just now i was bloq hoppinq and sompah, i laugh my ass out i tell you. read this and you will qet what i mean.

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